So I’ve hosted 2 giveaways, and today, I’ll announce the winners!
Let’s start off with the Humble Bundle competition. This competition includes these games:
- Battlefield 3
- Burnout Paradise
- Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3
- Crysis 2
- Medal of Honor
- Mirror’s Edge
- The Sims 3
- Dead Space 1,3
And the winner for this competition is…..
The winning comment:
Oh my gosh! I can’t believe I won! I’d like to thank my mom, my dad and everyone who helped me get this far. But most of all I’d like to thank my vita that helped me type this (anyone else have the problem with the bottom row not working sometimes) and visit wololo every week to read VHBL, (wheres the native exploit people) Minimur12 and and…. Hey Minimur12 just gimme the games already. Thanks I love you all. *Applause*
P.S. Battlefield would look really good in my sexy hands
Oh so you thought it was over huh? So anyway after that awards ceremony I was riding home in the car with my mom (the only woman in my life) when I was like hey havn’t checked wololo in a while so I pulled out my vita (no phone, who needs that junk whn you can have a vita) then my whole life fell apart. Some big shot at Sony decide to patch VHBL! But I needed to download Spelunky! I died on the inside. And it hurt. A lot.
Made me chuckle .
Let’s move on to finding out who won the Killzone Mercenary competition now. And the winner is…..
Now this competition was really hard to judge, it was myself, JeoWay, Tonakai, and my sister also deciding the best ones and I think the inner pokemon trainer in all of us made this a winner.
Here’s his comment (before you start reading, I reccomend playing the video below and reading along):
Vita wants to be the very best
Like no console ever was
To get sales is my real test
To play games is my cause
I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
For home-brewers to understand
The power that’s inside
Wololo (.net), its you and me
Killzone is my destiny
Wololo (.net), you’re my best friend
Homebrew we must defend
Minimur, a heart so true
He will give me Killzone
You teach me and I’ll teach you
Wololo (.net), homebrew ‘em all
Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place
Come with me, the time is right
There’s no better team
Arm in arm we’ll win the fight
It’s always been our dream
What made it better, is that I sung it in my head while reading it.
Here’s some more great entries from the competition I ran:
Tojoleoh, great entry! It didn’t work though!
Another one that made me laugh from Quhark-
I will never win and nobody will see this comment…so if i win, i will post a video showing myself naked running around the city…im that desperate and unlucky
This entry was equally as amazing, entered by Tizard – I’ll only post half of it because of its length!
Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped,
turned upside down now give me a moment, just sit right there
I’ll tell you why Sony won’t get out of your hair.
It all started on the playstasion portable,
one thousand and one, that’s right now listen up son,
Hackers looking for exploits, they found many
If exploits were money, they’d be the penny
Because they ain’t worth anything to me
but to Sony, these hackers felt like a bee
They felt stung, by the fist one so the released
a new firmware called 1.5.1
It seemed useless at least to us, no big fuss
Anything to help me play my games on the bus.
Now flash forward a couple of years
In mid 2006, firmware 2.6
A downgrade was released
To get back down to one five
So homebrew could be run, just like old times
Sony got mad and released an update
But they were to late, the damage was too great
to be fixed by another firmware update
They released six in 06 and 07
Combating Dark_Alex, they wouldn’t let him
Have his way with the playstation portable
From OE to M33 Sony just couldn’t see,
Couldn’t leave it be, they kept attacking me
With more FW UD’s
Read the rest here.
Now here’s something that blew me away, by Quicksort –
S1NFUL was also a top competitor, with this comment making me spit my drink out:
Sometimes, when I’m bored, I lay in my neighbor’s garden and pretend I’m a carrot.
Chaosweapon1, thanks for my new signature
If only I was rich…. ALL of you would win one!!!!
There are so many more great comments, like
Now in the future for competitions, comments only rather than art/ascii generated content, as amazing and awesome as they were – That requires skill, and ‘know-how’ a comment requires…. creativity. I want everyone to have a decent chance of entering . I’m sure you can understand.
Side comment by Evo_ExiLe:
Hey Minimur12. Thanks for another GREAT Giveaway. I have been foollowing wololo.net for a while now. Hope I win. (Love you guys. U Guys are awesome.)
We love you too <3
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